Traffic is literally two cars an hour. We know that because, after 30 minutes of waiting, one car finally came and didn’t stop for us. After another half-hour, another car comes. We’re quite sure it’s not going to pick us up, because it’s a spanking new BMW white SUV that is shining as much as the sun. As it passes us, I see it already has three dudes in suits in it, and all three are gawking at us through their sunglasses. Clearly, we’re the most outlandish sight they’ve ever encountered.
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