It was my sister’s wedding at my father’s house. She was 19 and marrying a quintessential A-hole in his late 30s. I arrived with my best friend Mark, who has a vicious tongue, like George Bernard Shaw, and does not care what anyone thinks of him. The second we arrive, my step-monster asks Mark if he wouldn’t mind parking cars since the valet didn’t show. Mark looks her dead in the eye and asks, “Is the bar open yet?” And she says with confused incredulity, “No.” And Mark replies, “Then absolutely not.” Step-monster gives me a livid glare and I just offer a ‘sorry, not sorry’ sarcastic smile.
I said OK. And I said while we’re at it does my rent include my own bathroom, or do you get to use your bathroom and mine too? Because all of your friends come over, look through my things, and use up all my toilet paper. He was in near tears at this point and retorted, “but I loved that you put up a new shower curtain and I just wanted to make a nice home here I was proud of, and as for the toilet paper, I use it to clean my ears out.” How would you feel when the person you are marrying, has dipped his wee in some other married woman’s wee-wee and came to you as if nothing had happened. All with his dirty wee, at that time, thank God, it was not me in place of Diana.
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