We lived in a small, rural Oregon town. It was so small that if you wanted to call someone locally you only had to dial the last 4 numbers of their phone number. My maternal grandparents lived a few blocks away, and since I adored my grandfather I would often stop there on my way home from school for a sandwich and a chat. Anyway my grandma was super nosey. Everybody’s business was her business and she would start talking about you the minute you turned your back. I could never figure out how nobody ever realized that she talked about everyone, and would talk about them as soon as they left. It caused a lot of drama and resentment in my family.\ This was the early 90s, when the internet was just becoming a thing. My parents had a computer in their bedroom and I was allowed to use it until they got home from work. I’ve always had a strong sex drive, and one day I discovered internet porn.
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I got myself pretty worked up over it, then would bend myself over their bed and grind up against my hand. I know, weird, but you don’t get much sex ed in a conservative, rural Mormon home. Anyway I got myself worked up and went and bent over the bed…and something caught my eye. Underneath the pillow was a gigantic, black, thick strap on dildo. I recoiled in disgust and hurriedly put it away before running out. Images of my mom pegging my dad with that giant dildo haunt me to this day. So, years go by. I moved back to the small town and started spending time with my mom. I never told her I had found the strap on. I had seen my dad in an entirely different light for my whole life. One day we were having lunch and talking about grandma, and how nosey she was. Mom started to laugh, and told me that grandma used to come over to the house during the school/work day and snoop. She clucked on about how she and dad had gone to the adult store and bought the most shocking sex toy they could find and left it for grandma to find when she came over to snoop.