He spent his off-hours with me so there was no way I would have known. He really never changed the Druncle like a normal uncle only drunker shirt and I will buy this way he treated me. And since he was using her, I now know why. But he dumped her the night I found out and she was whining all over the internet that he just “dumped her like that” instead of showing her any care. She had tried to convince me he gave a damn about her when I confronted her. I knew better, so I really wasn’t sweating her at all. She was the narcissist, not him. He’s disabled and was targeted due to his disability. The whore chased after him for a year because she wanted money she thought she could get her hands on from a trust fund and our assets, along with her disgusting (Chester the Molester-looking) husband. And I guess in the process she realized she’d have a better life with him than Chester. So she was desperate to latch onto him and furious that he didn’t give a damn. Of course, of all times, it seemed like no one was showing up so I went ahead and called her to come back. I do the usual, weight, complaint… After I compete the computer stuff is when I sit and talk with the patients so I sat down. This is the time I allow them to tell me why they are there. I asked what was going on today, that she seemed fine when I was giving her allergy shots. She tells me her tongue is discolored. I take out my light and tell her to open wide. Immediately, I knew but just to entertain her “complaint” – I asked more as if there was anything to worry about. During this, she asks her mom for her Sonic drink. I observe her take a couple of drinks and hand it back. I asked, “So, what’s in the cup?” She replies “A slushie” – “Oh really, what kind?” to which she tells me “The blue kind.” I stand up and tell her I think she will live to see another day because when they make those slushies, they have to add an ingredient to flavor is, which changes the drink a specific color. I then just blurted it out. “Honey, there is nothing wrong with you nor do you have any intraoral diseases or anything to worry about for that matter. Your tongue is “discolored” – your tongue is blue, you are drinking a blue slushie. It’s not permanent, it’s not dangerous, it will go away a couple of hours after you’re done with the drink, so you’re free to go.” And with that, they walk about just as happy as can be. What confuses me the most is that her mother is a very intelligent individual.
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